Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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I bought my girlfriend two hampsterswe went away one weekend and she had two friends of hers, a gay couple, look after her flat.
Upon coming back the boys told us that one of the hampsters had escaped. This wasn't an unusual occurrence as one of the hampsters had a bit of the Michael Scofield about it.
Two days later she rang me to tell me she'd discovered a dead hampster behind the tv, she couldn't figure out how it had died but said it was a little squished looking.
I'm not drawing any conclusions or stereotyping BUT two gay guys alone for the weekend, one dead hampster. You do the math.
Length? Probably long enough to feel rodent fur on the tip of ones bell-end.....
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:39,
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Hmm......I think you're reaching a bit there. I sincerely doubt that homosexuals the world over are waiting, clammy-handed and feverish with anticipation, for that golden day when somebody might inadvertantly give them access to their rodents so that they might anally ingest them. Furthermore, even if they had seized this singular opportunity and rectally-administrated said animal, I doubt they'd just chuck the corpse behind the TV instead of, for instance, getting rid of it.
Also, you spelled 'hamster' wrong. Five times.
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...Probably not, but that's a great mental image.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:31, closed)
HomosexualsSneep, in many ways gayers are just like other people.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 13:58, closed)
Choking dogs and homophobia.Wow Sneep. Doing well.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 17:12, closed)
Armageddon!meh.
May contain traces of lye.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:56, closed)
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