Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Sod animal crueltyMy cat is cruel to me. He is a vicious little begger and is prone to random acts of violence.
At night he likes to hide behind doors and if you get up to do a wee, he jumps out and does a kind of rugby tackle as you walk down the hallway in teh dark.
It is a bit like that Kato chap from the pink panther films. You never know where or when he will strike.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:34, 4 replies)
I second this...Cats inflict animal cruelty upon the animals that are humans, but do you see any cats here owning up to their crimes against nature? No. Bloody cats.
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temptingYou need to stop letting your cat stay up all night watching ninja films.
Or alternatively, stop smearing catnip on your legs
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:52,
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My cat sorta does this.She sits on this half wall at the top of the stairs in the mornings and waits for me to go past so she can swat at me. As she's completely black, I don't always see her there, so it's rather startling to have a little furry black arm shoot out of nowhere at you when you're on the way to make coffee...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 19:53,
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I know this wellI have had two cats that did that. The current one however prefers stealth and sits silently in doorways. There is a 50/50 chance that he will trip you up. Unfortunatly he doesn't seem to realise that the other 50% of the time he gets kicked, usually quite hard.
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