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I once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.

Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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cat flap
my older brother had two cats, a very bright but very mental siamese (called sid) and a very dim rescue cat (lily).

as he and his wife were out all day, they decided to get one of those cat flaps where your own cat has a magnet that the flap open, but other marauding cats get stuck outside. my brother decided, in his infinite lack of wisdom, to fashion his own.

lily was fine, but he did something wrong with sid. time after time, he would come home to find sid dragging a wire coathanger or ten around with him and yowling in outrage. figuring it served him right for getting in the wardrobes, my brother would leave him to it, earning himself a bollocking when his wife got home.

but his favourite thing was when sid and lily got stuck together. this really pissed both of them off, and my brother would come home to find one monster double headed cat, spitting with rage and running in circles.

on a more serious animal cruelty note, i just found out my ex the bedshitter managed to get engaged this weekend, to his german bitch. if marrying him isn't gratuitous cruelty, i don't know what is. now i'm going to get very very drunk if anyone wants to join me.....
(, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 21:04, 3 replies)
For Gods sake!
You cant possibly be getting drunk because the bedshitter is getting married - If you must drink - drink to your good fortune that it isn't you.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 8:54, closed)
indeed
toast it, don't get get drunk because of it.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 11:11, closed)
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You mean that a person's supposed to have a reason to get drunk?

Oh.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 11:15, closed)

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