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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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i am being headbutted by a cat
right now. she wants her dinner and likes to nut me in the back until she gets her own way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:50, 7 replies)
Headbutt
It back!
You shouldn't take crap from animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:52, closed)
i do
but then she deploys the claws of utter hurtyness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:54, closed)
Nail
It to the floor!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:55, closed)
this is why humans
invented knives. Her claws are no match for seven inches of the finest chinese steel.

Go wolverine!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:55, closed)
i can't retaliate, it's evil
it winked at me the other day, it's really creepy. i tried throwing it out, but it knows where i live :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)
headbutting you in the back?
Hell, that's a big cat!
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:53, closed)
she's not really that big
she stands on the arm of the couch, which is right behind my computer stool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:13, closed)

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