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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Well...
...does getting anally fisted by a Jack Russell terrier in the wee hours of the morning count?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, closed)
I should say so
does he at least have short claws?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:05, closed)
Bragging again eh!
People will pay good money for those services.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:05, closed)
It was her back foot
so the claws are reasonably worn down. Still, it was not nice.

I fucking hate that dog.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:11, closed)
You know...
you speak of this Jack Russell in conjunction with your bottom an awful lot......

I'm starting to wonder if perhaps you like it just a bit?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24, closed)
i wouldnt call it good money
filthy dirty peverted money yes, people will throw lots of filthy dirty perverted money for such acts, thats why i farm jack russels and have a wine cellar stuffed full of used 20s (this may be a lie of course, or at least wishful thinking)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:44, closed)
No, I do not.
See, this evil beast belongs to my girlfriend. Said girlfriend lives with me, and we share a bed. The beast insists on sleeping with her under the covers, typically behind her knees.

The problem is that when the dog gets warm in the middle of the night she stretches out. If I'm on my side with my back to them, the paw goes where it most definitely should never go. This results in me awakening instantly and ejecting the foul little thing by pulling her out by the offending paw and dumping her on the floor.

And then there was the time that she went under the covers by sticking her nose against my spine and following it down until her entire head was in the back of my underwear. That time I grabbed her by her nub tail and yanked her out.

We won't discuss her habit of eating cat turds...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)
she likes you
she REALLY REALLY likes you
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:13, closed)

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