When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Cat WankDunno if this counts as an attack... but the mental scars are deep.
My cat jumped on my bed the other week whilst I was having a wank, at the EXACT MOMENT of ejaculation.
I don't know who was the most shocked.
But I was the most ashamed.
Dktr S
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:06, 2 replies)
hahaharule 1, always make sure no animals are in the room, no matter what it is it will always watch you and make you feel dirty.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:20,
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unless of courseyou want to feel dirty in which case let them in, infact phone up and invite your neighbours, i really should stop making inane comments
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