Next time you go to a zoo, bring a mirror.
Seriously; it's literally minutes of fun.

One of my brothers has Down's syndrome, and until recently would take a mirror and/or a magnifying glass with him wherever he went. He likes looking at the flipped images of things in the mirror, and the distorted and enlarged images of things through the magnifying glass.

One day he brought his mirror with him on a trip to Colchester Zoo (and a lovely zoo it is; do visit it if you have the chance). Once in, the first things you go past are some caged birds, one of which is a kookaburra.
The bird saw itself in bro's mirror, mistook its reflection for a rival, and decided to teach this interloper a lesson. It divebombed... straight into the glass of its enclosure. THUMP! Stupid bird.

The chimps loved seeing themselves in this mirror, by the way. I'd definitely recommend bringing a mirror if you're going to see apes at the zoo.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:21, 2 replies)

i think
i think i'll take one to stamford bridge next wednesday

/sporting joke
(papa bouba slap your face, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24, closed)

Bloody
Riise

Got this from a manc friend:
Riise has been arested on the M62 heading the wrong way

He's a ginger muppet
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:36, closed)