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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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a trouser snake
once vomited on me.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24, 10 replies)
Yeah...
Sorry about that.
I'll pay for the dry-cleaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25, closed)
Stop it!
My pun glands can't take anymore!
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Eh?
only one?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)
...
I was milking it at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27, closed)
Yes you were.
And doing a damn fine job!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28, closed)
Is that when
your hair got crusty?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)
no
that was the crustaceans.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:33, closed)
^ Hey!
That's my joke (see profile for proof)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)
you have to forgive the trouser snake
after all it is visually impared......
(pogo_it, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:41, closed)
Just once...?
Someone's telling pork-pies and a bag of tripe.
(HomeWithTheDownies A towering inferno of penisy pleasure, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:45, closed)

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