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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Horrific
I got attacked last night by the fruits of Kaol's horrific genetic experiments.

The furry tale, the beak, the unusual genitals. It was horrific, it tried to impregnante me against my will.

N.B This bears no resembelence to the truth whatsoever.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25, 3 replies)
By Capt'n Wilkins?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)
You named him?
That makes it even more terrifying.

*grabs baseball bat*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27, closed)
the little teeth are kind of cute though

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, closed)

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