When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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I knew a girl that got kicked in the face by a horse...For many years after she had a horseshoe shaped welt on her fractured face.
It is this i stared at as she expertly wanked me off one fine afternoon.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, 4 replies)
My sister was kicked in the face by her horseIt actually made her prettier, and she's won two beauty contests since.
True story.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37,
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Whats her name ?I think she may have expertly wanked me off one fine afternoon...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)
my mum got kicked in the face by a horsehang on, you don't think, Uncle Bert? Is that you?
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