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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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I knew a girl that got kicked in the face by a horse...
For many years after she had a horseshoe shaped welt on her fractured face.
It is this i stared at as she expertly wanked me off one fine afternoon.
(wrigglesworth, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, 4 replies)
My sister was kicked in the face by her horse
It actually made her prettier, and she's won two beauty contests since.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)
Whats her name ?
I think she may have expertly wanked me off one fine afternoon...
(wrigglesworth, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)
my mum got kicked in the face by a horse
hang on, you don't think, Uncle Bert? Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)
I'm a horse and I
no, wait a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:24, closed)

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