Deer Deer Deer
When my sister visited Scotland, she did a lot of walking, and seeing the various sights. This included the local wildlife. She told me once of an incident involving a stag.

Now, if you've seen them in the wild, you know that they're really quite beautifully elegant creatures. Huge antlers, and a sense of grace and purpose about them at all times. Virtually any photograph of one you take is guaranteed to look good.

Unfortunately, she managed to piss one off. No idea how, but it charged her. And quite obviously she ran for it. She got lucky though, as it didn't succeed in goring her. After only running about a hundred metres or so towards her... the exertion was too much! It collapsed and died.

Another tragic victim of hart failure.

(I am so very very sorry!)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:35, 2 replies)

I can't resist ...
the playground jokes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

With no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

sorry, very very sorry
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 19:17, closed)

It's good
because it's a pun, but it's also on topic. And you don't get many of them!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:03, closed)