When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Terrapins!We had/my parents had terrapins - not the tiny things a couple of inches long, but ones that are *much* bigger than the things you'll see in London Zoo.
How I laughed when I saw my brother trying to hand feed up once...ever seen them eat?
They fix their beady eyes on the target, ankle their heads slowly and carefully and then lunge...my brother picked up one, hanging on the end of his finger. How we laughed as my brother shouted and tried to get the damn thing off.
Saying that, he was the one laughing when I made the mistake of picking one up and it p**ed/sh*t green goo over me.
Length? A 2-foot jet of green reptile faeces.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:08, Reply)
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