once when i was in college
Me and few mates went for a walk at lunchtime.

It was a warm day I was wearing a white football top - if i remember correctly.

Anway, we were walking down a road, when off in the distance i could make out a bumble bee heading towards us. Now, Im not really that scared of Bumble Bees, they only tend to sting if provoked, so i didnt run.

It flies towards me - getting bigger and bigger as it approaches... it then dawns on me its one of those almost bird sized ones.. it was about 2 inhces long nearly.

it lands... on... my .... chest....

I instantly go into 'move face away from danger' mode, which is hard when your chest is attached to it... so im running backwards in a very strange manner with no chin to speak of.

My mates are all laughing so i do the only sensible thing.... whizz my T-shirt off and through it on the floor, followed by a 'theyre in my hair' style dance... it then dawns on me i have to put the T-shirt back on at some point... i couldnt go back to school like this, but wait... it could be still there... perhaps even on the INSIDE...argh..

luckily it had :) yay.

end of my little story.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, Reply)