My one resounding memory of being a child of the seventies.....
is having dogs roaming our estate and trying to sniff our crotches. Every bloody time we went to the playground they would come for some sniffing action. Very upsetting for a young girl. Maybe it's why I don't like wearing skirts.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:04, 34 replies)

Is it only dogs you have a problem with?
*sniffs crotch*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:10, closed)

No Bert
the dogs would try and sniff her crotch, not their own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:11, closed)

But it's sooooo
fragrant.

*sniffs much deeper*

Mmmmmmmm......
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:13, closed)

*sniffs Bert's crotch*
Ooooh, you're right

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*

*cough*

*retch*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:14, closed)

@BGB
you know we only do this 'cause we love you
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)

they leave my crotch alone
but seem magnetically attracted to my belly button
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

Guys...
That's horrible.
I'm going now.
Gross.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

and because
we're bored.

Cheerio Kaol!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

*waves frantically*
Bye Kaol!

Watch yourself getting into your car!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:17, closed)

Sometimes it's just tooooo easy....
And I still think you need to have a bit of Albertkaol action to get it out of your systems.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

Albert Kaol
Sounds like a German dictator.

I'd well shag him.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:26, closed)

Nien
Danke.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)

Haha!
Got your name!

I thought you'd left..?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:31, closed)

AHA!
not so funny now is it Bert!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)

Heehee!
Now we're all each other.

*touches self*

Ooooh Kaol, I love your body.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:33, closed)

I don't like it anymore
it feels wrong!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)

al
Somone's nicked your name!

I'm being a big thicko again, aren't I? I just saw Kaol's changed his name to yours. Duh.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:35, closed)

Haha
Nice work.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:37, closed)

It's not fair
stop it or i'll cry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:39, closed)

I've got
Your skin for dancing in.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

Yeeeeah....!
*shakes fist from behind the real al*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

I touch children
and also, I am a vegetarian and love to bum Vanessa Feltz.
In the face.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)

Sick!
You wierdo.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)

Damn right.
I'm Kaol, and I enjoy fisting Ruth Badger.

*dances*

Lalalalala!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:43, closed)

He didn't
Kill me after all.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

Hooray!
Hello Twinny, how are you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

Eh?
That was strange.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)

Thank fuck for that
I'm feeling normal again.

sorry, spelling error, I meant norman.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:47, closed)

Amusing though.
I liked being you, almost as I liked al being in me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

That's
Because I'm fantastic.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)

You're not alone in that.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 18:44, closed)

Surely you mean this....

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:39, closed)

^^^
pant wettingly funny!

clicks for the replies if nothing else.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:24, closed)

*wets pants*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)