My Grannys enormous thoroughbred blue great dane...
stands about 7-8 feet tall on its hindlegs with its brandished gleaming trouser lipstick about the height of the back of an average mans neck when he sneaks up behind you and 'attacks', by which I mean 'rapes'. Never women, just men. I dont visit my Granny anymore. She could die of old age and I wont be there because of that vicious raping giant gay dog and I feel sad. I quite enjoy my Granny's company.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:05, 7 replies)

Scooby Doo
The Prison Years.

'Raggy? ...Relp!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:09, closed)

Im more worried about the fact that your granny enjoys the dog's company
When no-one's looking, "Cmon dane, do your trick"

I've seen a film about that, not going to Blockbusters anymore.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:10, closed)

what granny did next...
well, grandads been gone a few years now...
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:14, closed)

@baz
Cheers for that baz.
I've had a shitty week and you've just given a me nice belly laugh right at the end.

Have a grateful *click*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:15, closed)

Midget
If its 8 feet tall, then its willy will be at most half way up, so you must be dead small to have it rub on your neck. My theory is you were on all fours displaying yourself to it, in which case you've only got yourself to blame...
( normix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:20, closed)

^^ That
Is fantastic normix, wish I could click "I like this" to your reply...
( Cawl, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:21, closed)

yes, yes, I deserved it completely
I had previously smeared my ring with Pedigree Chum
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:42, closed)