Spider bit my bum
Back in '99, husband #1 and I went to see Brian Setzer (of Stray Cats) in concert at an ampitheater in LA.
They have a great bar, it's all open and is surrounded by woods.
I was looking particularly fine that night, as I was super skinny and was wearing hot pink pants trousers (sorry, turning Merkin) with no underwear and a belly revealing tube top.
As I leaned forward to say something to #1, I felt a stinging pain on my bum. "Ouch" squealed I. The pain was getting steadily worse and turning into a burning sensation, so I leg it to the bathroom to find out what's going on.
I took off my trousers and shook them out and a HUGE tree spider scuttled out of the bottom of the trouser leg.
This led to me yelling quite loudly in the stall "fucking hell, I just got bit on my arse by a spider" much to the horror/amusement of my fellow wee-ers.
The bite mark was visible for weeks and a brutal shade of purple.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 17:59, 1 reply)

*Click*
For going to see Brian Setzer.

Although I'm not sure about the hot pink trousers and boob tube.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 19:11, closed)