pot-head moo cows of fear
When i was at school i smoked a lot of weed, usually at lunchtimes. This was in Beverley (E. Yorkshire) and it was only two minutes walk to Westwood, which had many fine woody hiding places to sit in and have a joint. It was a lovely place if you could avoid the cow shit.

One time i went for a joint with a mate, as per usual, in this nice little dip so we could not be seen and avoid the wind at the same time.

And lo! Joints wee smoked and all was well. Until we decided to go back to school and saw that this dip was entirely surrounded by cows. Completely. It was cows all around us, shoulder to shoulder. It seems like the entire herd had been attracted to the smell and decided to come and see what it was, or something.

We waited to see if they'd go away, but instead they all started edging closer to us bit by bit.

Although they never actually attacked us, we were fucking shitting ourselves as it looked like they were about to.

We actually had to physically push a cow out of the way to get out, before screaming like sissy girls and running away as fast as we could.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)

omigod..
The SAME thing happened to me and my friend Kate way back when..

we were about 16 and had gone for a walk to get stoned in the countryside down in Cornwall where we lived..

Well, we ended up in a field sitting in Tom Thumb rock (a massive rock with a thumb shaped like dint in it, perfect for two skinny little stoned teenage girls to hide in)..

After much puffing, giggling we decided it was time to head home..only that wasn't as easy as we'd thought for as we sat up to leave the rock we found ourselves totally surrounded..
by cows! a massive crowd of them-oh the big round eyes! oh the intense stares! they were mere inches from our faces I swear one of them was about to open his mouth and speak some eternal truth to me..I remember us not being able to work out if it was normal or not to be so scared by a bunch of moo cows but eventually, one of us shouted Bollockks!!!!!!!!!!!!.. the cows scattered..and so did we

Good times..
(misshotlips, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:03, closed)