Kick-Me Dogs
There I was, standing at the bus stop, eating a pie when an oldish woman with a pekingese wandered up and stood at the stop with me. The pekingese sat there, staring at me eating my pie and drool was dripping from it's mouth. Quite off-putting it was.

So I said to old lady:

"Excuse me, but do you mid if I chuck your dog a bit?"

"Not at all" said the old lady smiling.

So I picked the fucker up and threw it into the traffic. Then finished off my pie.

Cheers

What? Yes, I know that joke is older than than the pyramids but I just felt like telling it.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:20, 1 reply)

:)
*click*

It may be old - but made me laugh out loud...good job the boss just went for coffee (after mugging me for 15p for it...)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:52, closed)