I've had a couple of glasses of wine.....
No animal attacks as yet but I may trip over my cats this evening.

edit - Ok I've had a bottle so lock me up and throw away the key.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 21:15, 5 replies)

I have had no wine tonight :(
I have been making lolminges instead. Have posted it on the /board...


*awaits flaming from all directions
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 22:19, closed)

I cant find my glasses...
Run out of disposable contact lenses and Jim Junior has hidden my spectacles somewhere, I'm stumbling about without recourse to intoxicants.

Although after the day I've had I may yet imbibe a few.
(Vic Flange, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 23:36, closed)

"edit - Ok I've had a bottle so lock me up and throw away the key."
Wouldn't try saying that in Austria
(BeatsWork, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 1:48, closed)

@BGB
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION

Step away from the bottle Mrs BGB, or at least share it with me.

@Beatswork Ha! What I love about that story is that the guy kept bringing his daughter's 7 kids home, one at a time, and saying he'd 'found' them.
Did his wife just think it occasionally rained babies?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

@BM
Tough one that. Not a particluarly good cover story.. but what what would his wife think? "Gosh, I bet he's build an underground prison for our daughter, and is busy raping her" Not really very likely..
(BeatsWork, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 7:09, closed)