When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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PigeonsMy significant ex (instead of the insignificant one...long story) had a major huge phobia of those flying rats, the common town pigeon.
Apparently this all started when she was about 3 years old and sat eating a cream bum, and got half way through before coming face to face with a pigeon which had started at the other end. So understandably she wasn't overly keen on the flying fuckers.
This made shopping in town fun, if there was any danger of there being a pigeon in the vicintiy i'd have to go first either flapping my arms or running at them to move them out the way, whilst she sidled furtively down the sides of buildngs, into shop doorways, and sprinting across streets to avoid them, all the while looking like something out of a bad comedy film as if she's pretending to shadow me.
She still does this as i discovered last time saw her, where whilst we are ex's aparently I still had to do the whole pigeon scarer thing.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 21:57, 1 reply)
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