Raped by A Wombat
This happened a few weeks ago here in OZ:

A NEW Zealand court has sentenced a man to 75 hours community work after he called police to say he was being raped by a wombat.

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, called police on February 11 and informed them the rape was taking place at his house and he required assistance.

The orchard worker, from Motueka in the South Island, later called back asking to retract the claim.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told the operator.

Cradock pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 1:23, 3 replies)

alcohol...
Hmmm...ya think?

*giggles*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 1:32, closed)

The law is an ass
Charged with using a phone for a ficticious purpose? What offence are they going to think of next?
(Pork2311, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:32, closed)

Err
"Possession of an offensive wife" springs to mind.

But the reason he was charged is that it was the emergency number he called. They get seriously pissed off about that.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:09, closed)