oh - nasty hornets
just remembered this one..

My Brother and his mate were out in the woods near our house, we were about 7 or 8 yrs old.

We found a hill within the woods that was great to bike down. It was bare in the middle with trees and bushes on either side.

We all biked down the hill, me and my brother went first - we turned around to see his friend descend. But there was a problem, he veered off course in headed through a bush.

As he emerged from the other side (still on the bike - hadnt fallen off) he was covered in what looked like twigs and paper. He was screaming - we thought through sheer excitement.

As he got closer we saw it...

He had hit a Hornet Nest and they were going mental on him...

We Ran all the way home...

I remember sitting in the kitchen watching my mum tweezer out dead hornets one by one out of his hair. He was stung from head to toe.

Still he was a bit of a cnut so hey ho...

Dam it I should have used this as my KARMA question... DOH
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:13, 1 reply)

You just reminded me of the film My Girl
Where the little boy is stung to death.

Ha! Take that Culkin you pasty-faced anaemic looking little shit!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:16, closed)