Nation of Korea vs Shitty Dog (2007)
A mate's mum and sister recently bought a creature I don't even consider a dog...A nasty, patchy-haired little sod of a Pug/Poodle cross; suffice to say it fills all the yappy stereotypes of small dogs. Being possessive as hell, it goes absolutely mental at anyone who walks into the house and threatens its monopoly on attention (no problems are had with the Labrador cross that also lives there).

So whenever I glide through its bitchy deluge, I take great pleasure in its ineffective, ballistic rage at the recitation of the following cheerful mantra:

"Season oil; garlic, one clove, ginger, 5 centimetres. Add bean sprouts, water chestnuts, mixed fresh vegetables, stir fry over medium heat. Add dog. Serve over egg noodles."

When animals attack: break out the wok. I'm above you in the food chain, you little shit.
(Cheesecake Like a cake...But cheese, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:40, Reply)