SLUGS!
After a bit of a sesh last night me and a mate ended up kipping at our friends house, him on the sofa and me in the spare room.

When I came down stairs the next morning I discovered my jacket that I had (in the previous nights stupor) left on the living room floor; now criss crossed with shiny, slimy slug trails...

Who the hell has slugs in their front room? It's like something out of Black Books

Either that or my wasted mate attempted to ejaculate his name onto my coat.
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:46, 3 replies)

I'm voting..
your friend tried to write his name.....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 0:56, closed)

My old house
had slugs in the kitchen. The worse thing was that the kitchen floor was carpeted (WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO SUCH A THING? But that's beside the point).
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:32, closed)

...
phantom slugs...

i used to get them too..

you would get up in the morning and there would be trails everywhere... on the walls, ceilings, floors, on the front of the oven.

Yet could i ever find one of them? or catch one in the act?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:52, closed)