not so much seaguls attack
This isn’t my story but one of my friends.

They were on a stag doo and decided to go beach fishing, with a roaring fire, cook what they caught etc.

Now, on of the lads wasn’t really the fishing kind, sort of disagreed with the whole thing.

Anyhow, he decided to give it a whirl for the sake of the stag.

His first cast, flies through the air, wraps round a seagull mid flight, and plunges to the sea.

"SHIT! SHIT!" he screamed.

The seagull was now in the water and struggling to stay afloat. All that could be heard was gurgles of Seagull cries. Meanwhile the seagulls mate had decided to float next to the commotion.

The weights used in sea fishing are pretty heavy to accommodate tide forces etc.

"What do we do? he’s nearly going under" my mate shouted.

"erm Cut the line" one lad shouted...

Which they did

And as they did the seagull plunged under...

it turned out the only thing keeping the seagull slightly afloat was the line itself..

Then it was silent, apart from the cries from the seagulls mate...

My mate threw his rod down and has never picked up one since.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:32, Reply)