George the Bulldog
Was a hero in the blitz, one night in May 1942 the air was full of Heinkels and Junkers, and the city was aflame from east to west.

George was loyally sitting with his owner, Ralph Pigeons as he manned an anti aircraft battery mounted near the Strand with Norman Cheese and Archie Williams.

The sky was lit with tracer fire and spotlights when a near miss concussed the brave men, George lept up quickly and jumped into the seat, and with one hefty left paw he trod on the trigger sending a hail of flak into the evening, this torrent of fire winged 2 Junkers and sent them spiralling to a fiery demise in the thames. Archie had recovered his senses enough to see this amazing feat and in the morning everyone hailed this wonder dog.

George was hailed from Brighton to Carlisle as the animal ack ack.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:09, 3 replies)

I wish you'd posted that earlier in the week
and made the story longer.

It's got the hallmarks of a winner.



*goes back to marking papers
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:16, closed)

Aye, it's pretty good
but it needs more 'What-ho chaps!' and 'Careful boys, Jerry's coming in fast'.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:18, closed)

Sorry
Was too busy moaning about the arse-ness of the qotw in general, plus thursday is shit pun day.

See above and below!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:18, closed)