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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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OK then
while we wait for this to change...anyone got any suggestions for creative ways to bump off workmates?
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:08, 4 replies)
Cat
apult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:09, closed)
Honest, boss
he fell into the shredder. I wasn't even there!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:11, closed)
Our shredder sounds like a
masonry drill.

Unlike TMNT's Shredder, who sounds like a badly dubbed actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
Easy
Paint keyboard with arsenic solution then wait till they have typed for a short while.
At that point slam their fingers with a heavy book (Chambers 20th century will do). Fingers in mouth, job's a goodun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:13, closed)

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