Once upon a time
an ex of mine didn't get along well with one of my cats. They all liked each other for the first few years. But the love-fest began to wear thin when the younger of the 2 cats stuck his nose in the ex's bum during a bit of sexy-time.

The ex jumped out of bed screaming. Apparently he didn't like the attack of the cat nose.



(pearoast)


(happy now Humpty?)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:13, 7 replies)

too inane i'm afriad
go and sit in the corner until you've gained enough B3TA experience to come and play with the boring big goats boys.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:18, closed)

*sniffles*
ok....




wait a minute...I've been around longer than you. I just don't post much.....my life is too blah for good stories.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:20, closed)

Damn
you noticed.

*sits in corner*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:21, closed)

I'm already in this corner..

you might want to try that corner over there...
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:23, closed)

you know
If you don't grow up, you'll get messaged. I did. Anyone else in the club?
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

damn!
I thought I was unique! Fucksocks - don't tell me dad messaged us all?

*picks a corner*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:26, closed)

I wonder if he found a way to send all those messages
as bulk mail?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 17:47, closed)