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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Waking up to find 5.2kg of cat* sitting on your chest, meowing gently and licking your face. It's apparently his way of saying "Get up and feed me, or I'll keep doing this"

*Weighed for the purposes of science idle curiosity. It's very hard to weigh a cat on a bathroom scale
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:27, 4 replies)
No it's not.
Weigh self. Note weight.

Pick up cat.

Get on scales. Note new weight.

Subtract weight A from weight B.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:38, closed)
^
Now that's Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:44, closed)
Pah that sounds like witchcraft to me
Construct cat weighing box
Force cat into box
Acquire scratches
Sedate cat
Note weight
Have a beer.
(The Spelling Police, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:24, closed)
Damn
Seriously, why didn't I think of some of these ideas?

We just popped him on the (digital) scales and hoped he sat still long enough for it to read. Did it a few times for consistent readings.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 1 May 2008, 19:40, closed)

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