I was once having a post-shower nap
Naked, of course, and the dog came in and tried to bite my cock off. Aaand it thwacked off her nose and sent her scampering off.

Also, my laser-beam armed shark- inflatable though it is so not really an animal- near blinded me this morning by falling off the wall and getting the laser's "on" switch stuck on. Pointing 2" from my eyes when I woke up.

Clearly, animals- real or inflatable plastic- really don't like me!

Also, I feel I really need to learn to reword stories to be more interesting...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:34, Reply)