I had one
That used to batter the twattery out of me

Turns out the previous owner was a dick and threw cat and newborn kittens out of the house, when they were born

I calmed it down in the end by getting a kitten, turns out the cat was trying to mother me by battering me everytime I didn't do what she wanted, but when kitten arrived she mothered that instead and has since been an angel
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:26, Reply)