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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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my wifes sister is massivly crosseyed and anoys the fucknuts out of me
by looking at me when she talks to some one else or looking at some one else and talking to me.
i feel there may be possibility for facial gags with this woman but how can i tell if i have her attention or not?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:51, 12 replies)
Poke one of her eyes out
Then you only have to follow one
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52, closed)
a very good solution fellow sir
however i am at a lose as to which one to poke out ? have you any other suggestions?
whilst poking out an eye will no doubt help with the first problem the warm pink empty eye socket then leads to thoughts of skull buggery, do you see my problem here?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:55, closed)
Hahahaha
Skull buggery...
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:14, closed)
Shit in her bed
Then she'll hate you so it won't matter
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:55, closed)
i fear that she may already hate me due to conversations
describing her as a walking puddle of misery and that fact that at 5ft 2 and 23stone she is a bottomless pit of sweating blubber i did try to tell her eye to eye but due to the cross eyed nature of the beast it simple gave me a massive head ache thus i had to lie down.
any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)
Shit in her eye?

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:09, closed)
Just shoot her.. It'd be a kindness.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:15, closed)
Then shit on her

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:17, closed)
5ft 2in, 23 stone and cross eyed
Phwoarrr! What is the name of this Goddess?
(RobNob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:28, closed)
arf

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)
What a lovely name
...my grandmother was called "Arf" too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:53, closed)
Bah-da-da, ba-da-da...
DAH
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42, closed)

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