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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

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Leave a light on for me
My wife will kindly leave a light on for me if she knows I'm coming in late. It's very thoughtful of her. But guess which light she leaves on? The MAIN one with all the non energy saving bulbs! She was as well go and set fire to the fucking rainforest and hack all the panda cubs to death! The thing is, her intentions are good and I don't want to piss her off by suggesting she kindly leave a lamp on instead, or perhaps realise I'm all grown up and can locate the light switch, most of the time.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, 9 replies)
I'm guessing it's that "Most of the time" that worries her.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, closed)
Yes, there was, shall we say, an incident. However, light may not necessarily have helped.

(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:39, closed)
That's what you get for keeping ming vases on unsteady pedestals.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:09, closed)
have you tried saying this out loud to your wife?
it's hardly likely to end in divorce, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:54, closed)
logically not...
but she is quite fiery and I always think hard before commenting on any "nice" gestures.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, closed)
Maybe it's your inability to locate her 'switch' that worries her.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:08, closed)
Maybe
I'll be sure to give her a total rewiring tonight. Any tips on pleasuring cyborg lovers?
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:33, closed)
Is she using thelight to scare away potential evildoers in the dark?
Could be the light is for her as much as you.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:07, closed)
you could
maybe put some energy saving bulbs in there
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:18, closed)

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