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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Derailment
When Mrs Duck and I are arguing. Not the full on important stuff the stupid bickering we all do. She will quite often get her tits out while I'm ranting away and completely derail my train of thought.

She has got lovely norks
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, 16 replies)
A fine woman. Her very good health, sir!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:42, closed)
Isn't this
the opposite of annoying?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:45, closed)
I like winning arguments
it's annoying she wins

But I'll accept the booby prize

ithankyaw ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:14, closed)
Heh. *Click*

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:10, closed)
keeper!

(Deligrams, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:52, closed)
you betcha

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:14, closed)
Pictures...
Or you're lying....
(repooc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, closed)
Me and the missus..
do something similar, it's often a race to whether she gets hers out first and derails me, or I get hold of her hair for a good scrunching and put her off! lol!
(verynaughtyboy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:13, closed)
7 years and you're not up with the lingo
it's POITH

you'll just have to use your imagination

They are big uns :P (. Y .)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, closed)
8 years, 6 months and 14 days and you're not up with the lingo
it's POIDH.

If you're going to put someone down do it right!
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:56, closed)
^^ What titwank said ^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:07, closed)
Fucknose
what happened there

I was dashing out the door to get some lunch

*blushes*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, closed)
The sad thing is....
When I saw "POITH", I did think shouldn't it be "POIDH"....just never occurred to me use it, at the time....
(repooc, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:04, closed)
an arse flash had the same effect on the former Mr Cake

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:14, closed)
Hang on...
Does she argue at work, I wonder?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:13, closed)
Prove it!!
Muster an arguement and have your camera ready. You have till thursday lunchtime...
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:16, closed)

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