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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Mrs Vagabond claims that
my standing behind her when she's cooking, and jiggling her boobies up and down doesn't count as "helping".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, 11 replies)
Arf.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:26, closed)
Well I'm sure it helps *you*

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, closed)
My boyfriend does that
Only he calls it 'offering support'
(Gherkinlasagna is probably doing something stupid on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, closed)
I feign indignation
But secretly really enjoy it. You should find more opportunities around the house to do this for your ladyfriend. I suggest either while brushing teeth or on the phone
(Gherkinlasagna is probably doing something stupid on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, closed)
I don't think either you or Mrs V would be very impressed if I jiggled your boobies while you were brushing your teeth or on the phone

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:50, closed)
I think my boyfriend would be even less impressed
....if you jiggled my boobies while I was on the phone
(Gherkinlasagna is probably doing something stupid on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:11, closed)
I do this too

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:28, closed)
Nothing wrong with a crafty fondle now and then.
By either partner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:38, closed)
Why don't you try squeezing them while making a honking sound
Just to mix it up a bit.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:13, closed)
have you been in my kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:27, closed)
It fucking does count!

(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:15, closed)

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