I've done no research on the matter...
...but it seems to me there's a fairly equal number of chaps and chapettes who don't seem happy with their current other halves. I reckon if some enterprising individual felt so inclined, they could match everyone up based on specific b3ta characteristics and ensure relationship harmony.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:05, 18 replies)

what questions could you ask?
What is your favourite insult?
How many pubes should be drawn on a cock and balls?
........
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:24, closed)

The list is endless.

A ticky box for Honda accord would be unclickable.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:27, closed)

hi i'm cactuszack
I like tasteless jokes, dr. Who, and the word "cunt"
Dislikes are /talk, bad grammar, and anyone who is funnier than me(i.e. most of b3ta)
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:50, closed)

^^ With you on the /talk thing ^^
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:02, closed)

Is that wedding bells I can hear?

( SteamedCleaner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

Nope it's your mum on her back again screaming in pleasure.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:13, closed)

Uurrgh, imagine the offspring.
:(
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:02, closed)

*imagines*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, closed)

*imagines the process of making the offspring*

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, closed)

SCIENCE!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:45, closed)

Sexy science!

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:55, closed)

I'm trying.
But I keep confusing them with Green Day.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:05, closed)

Go to your room
and think about what you've done.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:18, closed)

You just want me alone in my room.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:21, closed)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:28, closed)

Hi!
Qotw:

I'm a fairly well educated middle class person with a sick sense of humour and a habit of thinking of something funny to say about an hour after I should have said it, then pretending I actually said it at the time.


Talk:

I take great pleasure in the mockery of others less intelligent than myself. My idea of sidesplitting humour is watching a spastic run into a lamppost, bounce off and fall into a hole.


Off topic:

I like food.


Board:

All the above, but first look at the funny picture I made of my food.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:16, closed)

Spot on - very observant.
now - what's your point?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:13, closed)

Single, flabby man-child with poor people skills and deep-seated fear of women seeks future QOTW material.
Low standards and poor body image a must. Ability to think critically and respond logically optional - in future, will blame whole car-crash of a relationship on your craziness anyway, so why bother even trying?

Aaaand now it's just a waiting game! Come on you honeys, who could pass up an opportunity like this?
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:52, closed)