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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Ok
Due to popular demand .....

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(Suck it and Sea, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:25, 9 replies)
Was that picture taken in a disabled toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:30, closed)
hold onto your hats, internet.
agreeing with mock turtle, right here...
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, closed)
I sincerely hope you had your lady-friend's permission to post that pic.
& if so I'm sure you'll have hot, sweaty sex to celebrate you posting a pic of her decolletage on b3ta.
Otherwise I have 1 acronym for you - EXIF.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:40, closed)
Extra Xylophones If Failing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)
Play him off, Xylophone Cat!
Oh cripes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMJ64EePvUE
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)
You'd be astounded what Suckit's HTC Desire HD phone says about him and where he is.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:23, closed)
He's got a fetish for underagers in public bogs?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:25, closed)
I'm short a xylophone & I think he needs someone a little bit
more internet-savvy to guide him through posting rudey pics on the web.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:30, closed)
Rule one: Take pictures of someone with half-decent tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:23, closed)
And those cost ten grand?
Her ex-husband was robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, closed)
They're not even fucking level.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, closed)
Mine are bigger than that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)
So are mine
Fatties unite!
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)
The comedy here is in that I'm not even a little bit fat.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)
PROTIP: if you're going to boast about your girlfriend's tits on the internet,
do not subsequently post a blurry photo of a post-op transsexual wearing cheap underwear in a public toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, closed)
arf

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)
LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, HONEST!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, closed)
IN BEFORE THE DELETE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)
Notice also how her arms are raised.
A common method among glamour models to make their breasts appear less saggy.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, closed)
when posing for headless phonecam glamour shots in public bogs.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)
Looks like she's sucking her gut in as well.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)
Shit tits!
You pleb.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, closed)
LOLMETH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, closed)
I take it he took the implants with the divorce?
By the state of the spaniel's ears on the skank whose headless purple corpse you've posted here...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:21, closed)

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