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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

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Why not just go at it, doggystyle,
so you can both watch tv?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:35, 1 reply)

tv X-Files

...was the original lyric
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:03, closed)
Bloodhound Gang?
Thanks for bringing that up - I'd done quite a good job of erasing the memory of purchasing their album.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:16, closed)
I'm not sure if it's on the same album
But there's something hugely appealing about "The Lapdance Song"

"Hugely Appealing" in the sense of wrong, wrong, WRONG -- but very funny. Well, if you're a sick bastard with no shame. Which you obviously are, since you're here.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:08, closed)
I believe you are referring to 'A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying'
from the album 'Hooray for Boobies'.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:10, closed)
Linkage
youtu.be/7p64FvyOBj4
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:12, closed)
I had One Fierce Beercoaster,
bought because I enjoyed the video to Fire Water Burn.

It wasn't very good.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:25, closed)
Fuck me that's uncanny
That's what we've been watching over the last few nights, the Series 2 boxset.

Is that you in the house behind ours, with the binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:09, closed)
Nah, too old-school
I'm actually spying on you via that fly that keeps buzzing around - it's actually a video-streaming microrobot.

Oh, and by the way, that sock you've been looking for is under the bed. At the pillow end.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:13, closed)

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