Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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My husband doesn't annoy me, which is nice.But I have turned him into a B3tan. He made up a joke the other day, worthy of Sickipedia itself:
Q: What's a polar bear's favorite pudding?
A: Eton Mess.
I'm so proud!
Apologies for complete lack of relevance.
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Brilliant!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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Polar bears sure do love(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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and I suppose a Polar Bear's least favourite pudding would be an un-eton mess...
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Vambo, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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Marc AlmondWas known to have Eton Mess.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a public schoolboy?.
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A polar bear.
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Hehe!(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:07, closed)
arf(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:23, closed)
That's much better than my attempt:Did you hear about the public schoolboy that killed by a polar bear?
Eton?
No, he was just mauled.
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