Not mine, but it comes to mind
Way back when, I went to a university that uses a turkey for its mascot. There's a costumed figure and everything, and "he" appears at football games, other sporting events, and generally anything that benefits the university and would benefit from having a five-foot, vaguely human turkey walking around.

Thing is, most of the students who work in the marketing department are female, and so the person who's usually in the costume is a woman. For various reasons, they're not allowed to say who wears the costume -- there are a few people who do it, and it's always a student.

A friend of mine was dating a girl he really liked, and as he tells the story, they went out drinking and ended up back at her place, as you do. Their clothes disappear and they get down to business. As he's doing what you normally do in bed with a (pretty good looking, IMHO) opinion, he happens to glance up into her open closet and see the disembodied head of the mascot suit staring out of the open door.

Now, he couldn't have gotten too far, because as he said, he immediately jumped up and pleaded for her to put the head on before they went back at it. She apparently took three seconds to think about this before throwing him out of the apartment.

The relationship didn't last.
(FleetlordVT, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)