Grass(less) cock
When I was a student one house was in a controlled parking zone near the city centre. Most people realised that there would be occasional visitors for the residence and would allow a non-permitted car a parking space.

No so our neighbour she hated people with out permits parking. Now we were all non drivers so we didn't have a car and, get this, NEITHER DID SHE! but god forbid anyone without a permit park outside our house. She'd phone up the hotline and a ticket would be issued. I think you could get a temporary permit but that needed a level of forward thinking and organisational skills our drug intake wasn't compatible with. I went round and asked her to cut us some slack she basically told us rules were rules.

When we moved out that summer I left her a little gift. I snuck into her garden with some strong weed killer and painted a BDC on her lawn.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)