Flowerpot man punches child in the face!
Whilst working at a local theatre I had to dress as a flowerpot man to promote the Ceebeebies live show, myself and the other marketing assistant had to walk around the local shopping centre waving at kids and posing with them for pictures whilst other members of staff gave out flyers advertising the show. We had to do this three times in one week.

The first day was quite dull but by the second day I realised that wearing a costume gave me licence to sexually molest people, I hugged as many girls as I could until it became boring and then I started hugging men and grinding up against them which unsurprisingly took them by surprise.

It was all quite amusing until on the last day a small child behind me tugged on my arm and as I spun around to see what was happening my giant gloved hand smacked the child quite hard in the face, luckily the child’s father didn’t give me a kicking ...I did give the child’s rather attractive mother a big hug though!
(Sub-Lingual Hates You, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, Reply)