I am a student. Therefore, I like to steal things.
It's a fact of life. The more unusual the better. On bonfire night last year, a group of friends and I were walking to a local firework display when I spotted a skip full of mattresses and the like sat by the side of the road down a quiet side street. Naturally, I wanted one. I pointed it out to everyone else and it was decided that we would return later on that night to claim one.

Midnight rolled round and off we went. A suitable one was chosen, me and two of the guys hefted the disgusting soggy thing onto our shoulders and ran off down the street. It was when we got back to halls that we realised we had no idea what to do with the bloody thing.

So we propped it up against the main doors of the posh all boys hall across the road, so when they came to open them in the morning it would fall into the entrance hall in all its mouldy glory.

Although there was a bit of a to do about it the next day, no one suspected us, so it was fully worth getting my coat covered in mattress juice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:05, 4 replies)

Makes yer bed
I once launched a soggy mattress at a large pub window when slightly tipsy. Bloody peeved publican chased me half a mile.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:20, closed)

hah!
My uni mates and I once had a "strangest thing to steal from a club" contest one drunken night.
Back home at 3am we unloaded our stolen goodies. There was the usual shot glasses, pint glasses, menus and ashtrays. I won with a whole industrial-sized bog roll [still wrapped] and six lightbulbs all pilfered direct from the uplighters on the dancefloor.

[thank god for the fashion for huge sack-like handbags!]
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:20, closed)

Oh, too good for offtopic are you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:01, closed)

Why, Have you missed me?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:56, closed)