I anonymously tipped off the police regarding Albert Marshmallow.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:35, 5 replies)

Totally clickin' dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:41, closed)

U FAKIN GRAS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:50, closed)

snitchin' motherfucker

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:37, closed)

Psychiatrist / Counsellor would have been more appropriate
you can call me anonymously on 0800 463338437279 ( Ineedtherapy )
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)

That's a conversation I'd pay to hear!
I imagine it went something like this:

Police: Hello police how can we help you?
Mike: Hi, I'd like to report a crime please.
Police: Please go ahead.
Mike: Well someone called Albert Marshmallow wrote that he sometimes tries to hack into hotmail accounts.
Police: 'Albert Marshmallow'?
Mike: Yes, Albert Marshmallow.
Police: And where did 'Mr Marshmallow' write this?
Mike: He wrote it on the internet.
Police: The internet eh?
Mike: Yeah, the internet.
Police: Ok, and where on the internet did he write this?
Mike: Um...a site called b3ta.com
Police: Let me have a look. Oh, here it is b3ta.com - what's this? A link to a site that counts the days until Madeleine McCann is legal? Tasteful.
Mike: Well it's that kind of site.
Police: What kind of site?
Mike: Well...a...rude one
Police: And what's your name sir?
Mike: I'd prefer not to say.
Police: Ok, well I'll get all our squad cars on the case immediately, I'll make sure we have your Mr Marshmallow in safely locked up by sunrise.
Mike: Really?
Police: Of course not you feeble minded cunt. Now get off the line.
Mike: B...b...but he wrote it on the internet. He did!
Police: Do you have a real crime to report?
Mike: Yes, Albert Marshmallow wrote that he might sometimes look at hotmail accounts.
Police: Go away.
Mike: Nooooooooooo...please it is a real crime...I promise! I told everyone on the internet that I'd reported it. You have to arrest him. You have to. Please. I beg you...
Police: I'm hanging up now sir.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:19, closed)