Anonymous note
Ive pondered whether to relate this but hey why not, others have admitted worse.
I once popped an anonymous note through the letterbox of a male friend.
His wife who I barely knew, rang me one morning to ask me to cover for her if he asked if she had been with me the previous night.
No warning, and no thank you either as she hung up before i could say WTF?
Luckily he didnt call and after a few days angst about it i relaxed.
Didnt approve but felt it wasnt my business to interfere.
Until she rang me again one night to say she had told him we were going out for the evening.
This time i managed to register my displeasure at being roped in and found out who she was playing around with.
Unfortunately I knew him, and the last woman he had been 'seeing' had recently let slip she was being treated for a STD :(
I told her I wouldnt say anything but never to call me again and never ever use me as a false alibi again either.
Then i went round and slipped an anonymous note through his door asking him to ring X that night and ask to speak to his wife, and to get a sexual health check asap.
Rang the bell and ran off.
Pretty much lived in fear and waited for the explosion and angry wife on my doorstep for ages but nothing happened.
I bumped into him in the pub a few weeks later and he told me they had split up and she had moved out because she had been having an affair.
Feigned shocked surprise and offered my commiserations etc.
Didnt ask of course about any STD repercussions but assumed/hoped he had followed that extra bit of advice.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 2:36, Reply)