Anon office weirdo following
Imagine a man who would come into work and annoy people with a weird sense of humour.
Imagine a man who was skinny, unshaven, wore an old baseball cap, grey tshirt and black trousers with a black BUMBAG hanging around his waist.
Imagine a man who struggled to make friends everywhere, but was not going to stop trying with a little bit too much enthusiasm.

Well I happen to work in a large busy office with this guy, and although we do ridicule him for various justifiable reasons (he can be a bit of a cock at the best of times) we had to nail him with a prank or two. One of these pranks was quite cool actually; I managed to get 5 managers to anonymously send him Valentines cards to him all offering a complete bestiary of sexual positions. Considering he isn't exactly a man of Ronaldo qualities he was literally beaming all Valentines day at the new interest. Bragging and gleeing ensured as all of us humoured him on, leaving him in the possesion of happy thoughts all day of his unseen admirers.

It's a shame everyone was in on the joke though, and when he found out all 5 cards were from different male managers he was more than gutted to say the least. Oh well, shouldn't wear a bumbag then you weirdo.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 11:03, 4 replies)

Bumbags are the devils creation. What's wrong with pockets? eh? EH?
(vv STONED vv is also my Xbox live gamertag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 14:49, closed)

I'll be honest m8...
..if me xbox came with a bumbag I'd be playing a PS3, damn bumbaggers :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 15:03, closed)

Ha bumbaggers. Sounds like a gay cult!
(vv STONED vv is also my Xbox live gamertag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 15:09, closed)

Bumbags
Can be handy when cycling, somewhere to put wallet, keys, inhaler, etc, ... but, yes, not for general daily wear.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:44, closed)