I'm a professional lurker...
but actually logged in to like this, if only for the gem "
The editor added that children made jokes about each other's mothers regardless of internet articles." (and the fact you managed to enrage the humourless mothers of Cambourne)
( UseAName Because you cant get the bends if you muff dive., Sat 16 Jan 2010, 12:13, 1 reply)

The woman who complained
was fucking mental.
This is what she sent to the local paper:
"Dear [editor of the News & Crier]

Who are the St Neots Citizen?

I live in Cambourne and frankly nearly fell off my chair reading the articles printed in this so called newspaper. I have tried subscribing but it won’t let me I have now applied to register and am waiting for an e mail as you have to leave details.

The article will I think create enormous problems especially with School age children mixing with other children not from here. Can you imagine a new boy in School or some other child wanting to start a fight. This idiot of an “editor” has just created a weapon of sorts. Imagine the scenario – 1st Hi where are you from, answer Cambourne, 1st, oh your one of those kids whose mom can’t keep her legs together.

And what! The fight is on. As for the little children who seem to hear “everything” can you imagine the pain and emotions of these children thinking mummy has no morals – has nothing better to do than “shag”

I am so past furious that some idiot would put this on line and appears to think we would find humour in it, a lot of us do not! It is slander and certainly not humorous.

Councillors are called F**kwits in the first article and the poor OAP’S in the third article- Lord knows what they feel if they have read it or have heard about it

As an editor I think you should make enquiries about this rag after all you are St Neots and this reflects very badly. The NHS should be involved and track down this person and sue

Please print something in your paper re this matter, having a baby is a natural occurrence it doesn’t make you a whore and no one has the right to make such slurs about the women in Cambourne

Regards"

I nearly spat tea over the keyboard
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 13:15, closed)

ah the delights of
cambourne and st neots. Do they still have a horde of knuckle dragging chavs kicking off a big fight every Friday night outside the oh so exclusive Priory bar?
(sugar_tits, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:33, closed)

Nah, we have
shootings now: Cambridge Evening News

Stupid fucking pikeys can't aim straight though; missed the bouncer and got the door. From a range of about two feet. With a fucking shotgun.

Twat.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 1:44, closed)