hahaha, I did the same to some old bloke's car once;
I was forced to park in an oap's reception car park to pick up me 14 year old sister from a dentists. I was parked there 2 minutes; I legged it into the surgery and got her to come straight to the car. When I get back, some old cunty had parked his car by my bumper and stood there gloating rather nastily about it.

He gave me a 5 minute lecture on parking where I shouldn't even though I explained I only stopped to get me sister then let me go. Angry was not the word.

I was in work at 7am the next day and had to drive past this place again, so I got a council "NO PARKING" sticker from my dad's work bag and accidentally superglued it to the old cunt's windscreen. Fucking tosser.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)