My wife would go suicidal
She has over 1200 contacts on there and organizes full reunion parties for different music groups through it.

I was considering logging into our router and setting up a filter to block everything with "facebook" in the url, just to fuck her off lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:25, 2 replies)

I do that on our router to stop her spending all her time and all my money on fucking eBay shite.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:38, closed)

This problem can also be solved
with a simple slap upside the head.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:15, closed)

You should
Snap her out of her Facebook fug, fucking addicts these people...worse than crystal meth.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:13, closed)

but without the thrill of fucking your own sister

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:34, closed)

You obviously not
seen my sister.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:55, closed)